Wednesday, September 10, 2014
A Fractured Paw Award...OOPSIE!
We got this (dubious) award from Jan's Funny Farm. It celebrates the oopsies that the pawrents of the furry kids get into, mostly crashes, falls, tumbles and other indignities to the personages involved...due to clumsiness and likely a tad of stupidity as to safety and suchlike.
Um...thanks evfur so much! MOL!!
Meowmy related these episodes to their blog and now she is one of their honorees. Whose gonna get it next in the big world of Blogger Land. (As we call it...)
Our Meowmy likes to test out stairs she discovers, in homes, churches, and other buildings...she tests almost all of them by falling down them, and yes, she's done the falling up maneuver too. Amazingly the only broken bone she knew about was her foot, when she wasn't doing stairs, but showing off how her pawrents' new puppy pranced, MOL! And she has a healed vertebrae fracture in her mid back, from a tumble you guessed it...down some stairs...carrying her seven month old first son, our unfurbro. Angel-Simba was at the top of those stairs and he tripped her. Or so she says, MOL! She didn't even know she had that fracture until about 18 years later after a routine chest xray. Go figure. Oh and she fell off a chair while standing on it to get in a closet...we think our Meowmy is dangerous to herself.
Then she remembered this funny moment: (Though it wasn't too funny at the time...)
Here is another clumsy act she pulled off at her job of all places: She was passing drinks of water to all the residents...big 500cc cups with straws...and she had delivered her fresh ones and was about to turn with the old ones to dump them out. She caught her toe under a cord she didn't expect to be there, and she stumbled all across the room and landed squarely in the ladies bathroom, on her knees...OUCH!...but didn't spill a drop!
Oh, how that lady and her visitor giggled and giggled, but meowmy had a furry red face and two badly bruised knees...and dignity!
Oops! She dropped the award on her toe...um...just kidding, MOL!Thanks (?) fur passing that along to our meowmy...she deserves it...tee-hee!
So...if you relate oopsies and clumsy moments, We will help meowmy pick out someone to donate this award to! But pawlease be careful, OK??